Tonight is the residency graduation for the 3rd years, held at the such-and-such Lodge. I expect it to be filled with not-really-inspirational speeches and elongated introductions and Thank-yous to various people. It will mean something in two years, when that’s my Love up there, but for now, it’s blah blah blah and the graduation of a crew of residents I hardly know. My Love and I figure it will be nice to show our faces and cheer for the folks who are done with residency; however we are hoping to bypass some of the boring stuff by arriving considerably late.
Our wonderful sitter, Nicole shows up and after various configurations of hugs and kisses and last things with the kids, we are off. Our plan is to peruse the natural foods store kitty corner from our apartment for a few of our favorite snacks. Sincee site of the graduation has the name “Lodge” in its name, so I’m picturing a lot of meat and grease on the food. I’m hungry, so I figure some hummus and a Kombucha sound a lot easier on my body than what’s likely to be served at the graduation. I’m psyched for our slightly devious plan.
To get to Lil’ Green Grocer from our place, all you have to do is meander through an urban park and your there, which is where I am now, searching for Kombucha in its usual spot, just below the iced teas, to the left of the locally-produced fruit smoothies. It’s not there. Odd. I found out about Kombucha a few months ago and was mezmerized by this fizzy drink that tastes like a punchy, distinctive offshoot of sparkling juice – less sweet, with nuanced flavors and undertones that make it fun and interesting. Kombucha carries reputed health benefits ranging from sugar regulation to anti-aging properties, which in addition to whatever objective healing properties you actually imbibe, adds a fabulous placebo effect to the enjoyment of this cool beverage, which I recently began nabbing from the fridge of Green Grocer. I’m sorely disappointed to find an empty zone of fridge space in lieu of Kombucha of in a rainbow of colors and flavors.
I march up to the front counter and in a friendly tone (after all, I like the owner of Lil’ Green,) “What’s the deal with Kombucha?”
It turns out there is some question about the alcoholic content of Kombucha. Apparently rumor has is that a Kombucha set of Lyndsay Lohan’s alcohol monitor and that tipped off a frenzy of investigation, leading to the leading Kombucha company having to stop production until evaluation and possible relabeling is complete. Oh my freaking goodness. The other night I witnessed a drug deal right outside my window and when I called the non-emergency police number the lady spent five minutes trying to figure out which side of the cross street the dudes were on and by that time they drove off and she was basically like, “yeah yeah yeah, well call us if they come back.” She didn’t want their license plate number or want to know which way they went. But my gosh, if I’d said they were making Kombucha outside my window, maybe they police would have just looked up the cross street on their GPS and headed straight over to end the outrage, because the people who drink Kombucha might loiter around doing random acts of kindness and talking about the latest Green initiatives, and that would be a threat to society as we know it.
The owner of Green Grocer is on our side. In addition to being a sane and nice person, Kombucha is his best selling product. Sometimes life is just upside down.
So my Love and I get some hummus and some Mary’s Gone Crackers, and instead of Kombucha, I get an organic chocolate bar, 73% cacao. I like my drugs of choice to confer health benefits. Outside in the park, I lounge on my Love while we snack, and then we get in the car and snack all the way through rush hour traffic until we arrive at the such and such Lodge. I have asked my hubby at least three times if there will be dancing, or only food. I keep getting this answer: “Well, I’m pretty sure there will be food…and I think there may be music…” The thing is, for me food and music are almost meaningless without dancing. Moving to the music, letting sound and energy swoop through me is the thing that captures the purest sense of the word “Life” for this little woman typing words on a screen.
I ask my hubby to promise he’ll dance with me, even if there is no dancing. I give the face. You know the face. It never worked with my dad, but it works with my Love – and if relationships are at least a little bit about working through childhood issues, there’s a check in at least one box: Lover meets unmet childhood longing for adorable sad face to melt heart and lead to wish fulfillment.”
It turns out I was mostly right about the food. Lots of greasy vegetables, potatoes, fried chicken and some salmon that I’m pretty sure is not the Wild Alaskan kind that is supposed to be okay to eat. On the upside, the salad is unexpectedly delicious – dappled in cranberries, walnuts and enough dressing to clothe a small nation in oil. I also dig into the apple crisp, because it looks like the boring talks are in full force and I’m not sure I can endure this sort of thing without sugar.
The talks take up the rest of the evening, but they aren’t as bad as I assumed. A few are even funny. Of course it’s impossible for the evening to progress to its conclusion with me doing something mildly humiliating and that moment comes when the program director says in an artificially hyped up voice, “Let’s all give a round of applause for our support staff. YOU MAKE A DIFFERENCE!” I see some people stand up, and I figure it’s a standing ovation. I’m all in favor of a standing O for a population that gets little of the glory or the paycheck, so I stand and clap loudly.
My Love looks at me, amused and says, “I didn’t know you got a side job as a part of the support staff.”
The unendingness of introductions, speeches and awards is softened by the fact that several of the speakers are funny, and because some were funny in a sort of cruel way, I have to assume that there is a deep connection among the physicians and residents. One excerpt of an awards presentation for faculty member of the year or some such thing:
‘So when Dr. Flynn showed up for her interview three years ago, the first thing I saw was woman in a denim skirt, like the kind I associate with people involved with fringe religions. And she was sitting on a desk. She looked really tired, like she had cancer or something, [which she actually did at the time] and I wondered about her, but ever since she came on board, things have just really looked up around here. So since you seem like kind of a woodsy girl, Dr. Flynn, we got you some camping accessories. Here [he hands her a bag of stuff that looks more like beach toys than camping equipment.] Thank you Dr. Flynn.’
After the official event is over, people circulate a little, saying hellos and “nice to meet yous.” A young woman in a flowery dress comes over and touches my arm almost as if I’m special fabric.
“You must be doctor Kwon’s wife. I’m Cathy, one of the medical assistants. I work at his station. We love doctor Kwon. He’s our favorite to work with, cause he’s just so nice and wonderful.”
“Yes, he is wonderful,” I say, trying not to laugh out loud. I mean it’s true, my husband is one of the kindest people around and he is nice and wonderful, and I’m not surprised that the support staff apparently have a collective crush on my guy. It’s just weird hearing him spoken of as if on a pedestal of admiration and me the lucky woman who gets to share his pillow. I knew this guy whose pillow I share when he was a medical assistant who preached at a Methodist church when the pastor was away. I would have been fine if he was a nurse. Or an EMT. Or a boat fixer. Just as long as he was himself, doing what gave him joy, I’d have been fine with it. I just love him. And the Great Physician has a imprinted my Love with a calling in medicine. So whatever. He’s a person and I’m happy we share pillows, among other things.
As the crow thins and various conversations wind down, the band is still playing. Several of the doctors are in the band, mostly playing wind instruments. My Love’s dad, who is a doctor also plays a wind instrument. Is there a connection between listening for breath sounds and creating them for pleasure? I wonder. I also wonder if my Love is going to dance with me, after all. I’m not the mood to force it tonight.
And just when I’m thinking it won’t happen, it does.
My Love gently grabs my arm and pulls me in the direction of the music.
“Is it time to dance?” he asks.
In a whirl of stepped on toes and spins and a beginner swing steps mixed with improv, we dance and dance and dance and laugh the whole time. It is as if the band is playing just for us.